Have a yap with the Golden Girl herself!

This artistic & bilingual babe, Eloise, is a certified yapper & a grandma. We listen and we don't judge here! 💅 Schedule your yap today!

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1:1 Vent Sesh with Eloise

1:1 Vent Sesh with Eloise

Regular price $85.00 USD
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Pull up a chair, mija/mijo. We listen and we don't judge. 💅

Sometimes you just need someone in your corner — a hype woman, a glam abuela, a safe space to spill the chisme, show off the outfit, or just be seen. That's what this is.

One hour, one-on-one with Eloise — the artist and CEO behind The Elofina Edit — over video. Bring whatever you've got: a vent that's been building all week, big news nobody's celebrated with you yet, a coming-out you're working up the courage for, or just the urge to talk to someone who'll make you feel valid exactly as you are. Want to hear the story behind the brand and get to know the woman who draws it all? That works too.

For the girls, the gays, and the glamorous — and anyone who needs a warm voice that's genuinely glad you showed up.

🗣️ Available in English or Spanish / Disponible en inglés o español

Siéntate, mija/mijo. Te escuchamos y no te juzgamos. Una hora, tú y Eloise, por video — para desahogarte, celebrar, presumir el outfit, o simplemente sentirte vista y válida. Como eres.

CANCELLATIONS: The fine print (but make it cute): 💅

Eloise blocks off this whole hour just for you, so here's the deal — need to reschedule or cancel? No stress, just give us 48 hours notice and we'll move it, no charge. Life happens, we get it.

Inside the 48-hour window or a no-show, though? That one's on the house for us — the session stays booked and we can't offer a refund, since the time was held just for you. So, show up mija/mijo. We'll be waiting. 🥰

¿Necesitas cambiar la fecha? Avísanos con 48 horas de anticipación y lo movemos sin cargo. Dentro de las 48 horas o si no llegas, no podemos hacer reembolso — el tiempo se apartó solo para ti.

**This is a companionship and entertainment session — a friendly chat with a supportive human. It is not therapy, counseling, coaching, or professional advice of any kind. If you're in crisis, please reach out to a licensed professional or a crisis line.

**Esta es una sesión de compañía y entretenimiento — una conversación amistosa con una persona que te apoya. No es terapia, consejería, coaching, ni asesoramiento profesional de ningún tipo. Si estás en crisis, por favor comunícate con un profesional licenciado o con una línea de crisis.

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