{"product_id":"vent-sesh","title":"1:1 Vent Sesh with Eloise","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePull up a chair, mija\/mijo. We listen and we don't judge.\u003c\/strong\u003e 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSometimes you just need someone in your corner — a hype woman, a glam abuela, a safe space to spill the chisme, show off the outfit, or just be \u003cem\u003eseen\u003c\/em\u003e. That's what this is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne hour, one-on-one with Eloise\u003c\/strong\u003e — the artist and CEO behind The Elofina Edit — over video. Bring whatever you've got: a vent that's been building all week, big news nobody's celebrated with you yet, a coming-out you're working up the courage for, or just the urge to talk to someone who'll make you feel valid exactly as you are. Want to hear the story behind the brand and get to know the woman who draws it all? That works too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor the girls, the gays, and the glamorous\u003c\/strong\u003e — and anyone who needs a warm voice that's genuinely glad you showed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e🗣️ \u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in English or Spanish \/ Disponible en inglés o español\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eSiéntate, mija\/mijo. Te escuchamos y no te juzgamos. Una hora, tú y Eloise, por video — para desahogarte, celebrar, presumir el outfit, o simplemente sentirte vista y válida. Como eres.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCANCELLATIONS: The fine print (but make it cute):\u003c\/strong\u003e 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eEloise blocks off this whole hour just for you, so here's the deal — need to reschedule or cancel? No stress, just give us \u003cstrong\u003e48 hours notice\u003c\/strong\u003e and we'll move it, no charge. Life happens, we get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eInside the 48-hour window or a no-show, though? That one's on the house \u003cem\u003efor us\u003c\/em\u003e — the session stays booked and we can't offer a refund, since the time was held just for you. So, show up mija\/mijo. We'll be waiting. 🥰\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e¿Necesitas cambiar la fecha? Avísanos con \u003cstrong\u003e48 horas\u003c\/strong\u003e de anticipación y lo movemos sin cargo. Dentro de las 48 horas o si no llegas, no podemos hacer reembolso — el tiempo se apartó solo para ti.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e**This is a companionship and entertainment session — a friendly chat with a supportive human. It is not therapy, counseling, coaching, or professional advice of any kind. If you're in crisis, please reach out to a licensed professional or a crisis line.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e**Esta es una sesión de compañía y entretenimiento — una conversación amistosa con una persona que te apoya. No es terapia, consejería, coaching, ni asesoramiento profesional de ningún tipo. Si estás en crisis, por favor comunícate con un profesional licenciado o con una línea de crisis.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Elofina Edit","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52740009984281,"sku":"VS-085","price":85.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/5751\/3241\/files\/Copy_of_SugarCrushAboutUS_3000_x_3000_px.png?v=1782423698","url":"https:\/\/elofinaedit.com\/products\/vent-sesh","provider":"The Elofina Edit","version":"1.0","type":"link"}